February 2012
petition to stop saying petition when you can say words like agreement
beyoncebeytwice:
haha just made a funny text post i cant wait for everyone to see it oh fuck wait it has a typo i need to edit it before anyone-
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“i only go to school for half a day, so i only need half of my sleep #holla”
– me
beyoncebeytwice:
dear future boyfriend please do not try to sneak into engagement ring into my food because i will eat that shit
forreal tho if you hit your post limit everday i think you should possibly maybe consider investing in a life of some sort
idiotblogger:
Remember the Oscar that runs the front desk in true True Jackson VP
my sister made me brownies and icecream and the best mom award goes to
wvnderbar:
its really annoying when you’re chatting with someone on facebook and they don’t respond for like 10 minutes and the window doesn’t say they’re typing so you know they’re not writing you a message of biblical proportions or anything. you basically debate in your head whether they’re getting food, ferociously masturbating, taking a crap, or ignoring you. most likely the second or third...
holla to the bitches watchin hills have eyes 2, livebloggin it nigga!!!!!
i don’t even follow jovan or whatever that nigger mexican so why does his name keep poppin up
idiotblogger:
One time me and my mom were walking around Boston, and my mom looks like jennifer aniston so some guy pointed at my mom and started screaming ” JENNIFER ANISTON, LOOK IT’S JENNIFER ANISTON!” and a bunch of people came over to us and my mom was so confused, but I went along with it and was hoping someone would want Jennifer Aniston’s daughter’s autograph
WAt
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
i like talking to myself it’s fun
wow i fell asleep watching a murder movie sweet dreams for this princess holla
neneleakesweave:
got this on sale
sh4ne:
breaking dawn had better win all of the awards
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Watch
ahhh!!!!!!!!! i found this really cute theme ioo but imma try it h0lla
madonnugh:
remember when gwyneth paltrow thought she was a singer
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on
porntabs:
imagine if adele ate lady gaga’s meat dress that would be funny
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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someone broke my tag fuck yal negros
